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КАТЕГОРИИ КНИГПОСЛЕДНИЕ ОТЗЫВЫ О КНИГАХМихаил (19.04.2017 - 06:11:11) Антихрист666 (18.04.2017 - 21:05:58) Ладно, теперь поспешили вы... (18.04.2017 - 20:50:34) Роман (18.04.2017 - 18:12:26) АНДРЕЙ (18.04.2017 - 16:42:55) СЛУЧАЙНОЕ ПРОИЗВЕДЕНИЕДа, мы не боги, боги-мы, когда несбыточной мечты пытаемся опять добиться. Прекрасен тот, кого не надо убеждать как глупо было бы от счастия бежать и в тайниках души своей зарыться. 14.09.10 - 15:02 Хотите чтобы ваше произведение или ваш любимый стишок появились здесь? добавьте его! |
CHORUS A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun, But to keep up with them you may have to run. You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS A hippo is funny but take care if underneath, A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth. Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain If you take my advice you will save yourself pain When the base urges strike you it's best to recall That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all CHORUS Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool But the fact still remains that if you want to ball The hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. CHORUS It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight The best way is sideways, then twist to the right If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. ------------------------------------------------- This is the alt.fan.pratchett version of the Hedgehog Song. The original version was thought up by Matthew Crosby, and has since then been streamlined and expanded by readers of the newsgroup. If you have any suggestions for improvements or additional verses, please feel free to post them to alt.fan.pratchett, or mail them to Matthew Crosby ([email protected]) or Leo Breebaart ([email protected]). Note from Matthew: "BTW, I know the giraffe verse in the book is `if you stand on a stool', but this doesn't really rhyme. I've tried to insert all the other scraps Pterry has given us... if I missed any, let me know." |
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